What Do You Do?

What do you do when it seems as though nothing is going right? When wicked storms blow away your outdoor plans...when cranky attitudes rule the day...when the hem rips loose from one leg of your pants...when the alarm clock doesn't go off...when you discover too late you're out of toilet paper...when your car's battery light comes on...when you find the project that still isn't finished was actually due yesterday...when you reach the if-one-more-thing-goes-wrong-I'm-going-to-go-smack-out-of-my-mind stage?

A possible solution: