Tuesday, February 22, 2011
The Problem with Observant Pets
"Bogey, I watched a show yesterday where a doctor said keeping active is important. He says if you don't, things will happen to bring bad con-se-kwenses to you. I've seen Cops enough times to know I don't want any bad con-se-kwenses."
"Good idea. And no worries. I've seen Mom practice the same routine a million times. I know exactly how to do it."
"Okay, then, let's...Bogey, wait a minute. Where are you going?"
"It works like this, my friend. First you study the treadmill. Next you go to the kitchen for a snack. Then you whine and growl around a bit before grabbing a good place to sit on the couch."
"I can only hope the Exercise Police don't find out about this."