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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

A Canine View of Creation




Print available from Jean's Dog Shop.

Today Indy reminded me of an interesting theory. Never mind Genesis or the Big Bang. He's convinced that what follows is the real, true story of creation.

Creation
(According To Canine Historians)

On the first day God created the dog.
On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the dog.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog.
On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy & the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to walk the dog.


Based upon my life, could it have happened any other way? And I swear to you the sixth day of creation is definitely what keeps me handcuffed to the fourth!

FYI, this little nugget came from doghause.com. Check them out for more critter funnies.

2 comments:

Judy said...

This is so cute! I expect even God is chuckling.

What we don't do for our canine friends---Lady was quite aggrieved when she couldn't go with me to the gym, so to make it up to her, I came home, loaded her in the car, and sortied to Sonic for "Happy Hour". Now she is content.

nlindabrit said...

LOL! Too true!