Critter Alley

Critter Alley

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Bogey's Blog Day



Guest Blogger

Mom is ignoring me and tapping at computer. So will take over blog today.

First idea: Critter Alley needs new name. Something more interesting. Maybe Bogey's Cat Chronicles? Like that. Will work on it.

What Bogey Did Today:

1. Used whiskers to tickle Mom's face until she woke up. Good morning!
2. Darted in front of her stumbling legs to force clever footwork. Like mine.
3. Meowed non-stop until canned food provided.
4. Cleaned face. Took catnap.
5. Opened one eye to see Mom leave for work. She blocked my dash to door.
6. Jumped on Indy's crate to annoy him. He barked. Dumb dog.
7. Examined birds and squirrels in back yard. Made plans for them.
8. Used litter box. Ewww! Mom better scoop more often.
9. Patroled basement. Found dead bug. Hid it in Mom's bedroom.
10. Ate kibble. Cleaned face. Took catnap.
11. Jumped on mantle. Knocked off picture. It crashed into many pieces. Cool.
12. Batted around new catnip toy until munchies hit.
13. Ate more kibble. Cleaned face. Took catnap.
14. Jumped on counter. Walked on it with no water squirt. Ha!
15. Scratched claws on couch. Nearly removed a nail cap. Will keep trying.
16. Ate kibble. Cleaned face. Took catnap.
17. Climbed to top shelf in closet. Pushed purse off. Thud. Boring.
18. Checked backyard. Empty. They may suspect my plans.
19. Ate kibble. Cleaned face. Took catnap.
20. Heard magic sound from garage predicting Mom's return. Positioned self strategically near door. She blocked second attempt to exit. Pretended to groom self instead.

Final straw. Mom lets Indy outside. Erases all evidence of productive day.

Insanity.

How unappreciative can she be?

11 comments:

Judy said...

Oh, Pat, this is priceless! Looking forward to more Bogey Blogs...and assume Indy will have his day, too!!

BECKY said...

Fabulous!! Loved it!

Twinkietinydog said...

Hello, I'm here and I'm ready to follow your blog with great pleasure and honor. Bogey, you one crazy cat. I'm surrounded by your kind. Really, why do you always try to get out? Don't you love your life? You also caused some breakage. Well, we know about that too well at my home. Our mom could be heard all the way to the other side of the Atlantic yesterday when Jet (our black feline) spilled her coffee cup all over our computers). BOL
Twink!

nlindabrit said...

LOL! Sounds like you had a great day, Bogey!

Stacie said...

Awesome, Pat!

Judy said...

I had to read this again this morning just for another chuckle! You go, Bogey!

Bandit's Pack said...

Fun read, Bogey!

Linda O'Connell said...

Day in the life of (name your cat)... how funny.

Cozy in Texas said...

Gotta love those felines. Great post.
Ann
www.cozyintexas.blogspot.com

Twinkietinydog said...

I stopped by to thank you for your fabulous and kind comments on our blog, when I spotted my momma's face with the corner of my eye. She was staring at your WINNER OF 2009 NANOWRIMO. I think I need to go and splash some water on her face. Needless to say, she is not easily impressed ;) WOWWWWWWWW
Twink!

Terra said...

Bogey, I am sure you would like our two cats. They enjoy the same hobbies that you mention.