Scene of the crime.
The victim's statement to authorities.
I was minding my own business, walking to the door when suddenly...kapow! He purposely jumped on the back of the chair, causing it to fall over and flatten me. I didn't even have time to yelp for help.
Yes, I can identify him from a photograph.
At trial the enraged victim confronts the alleged perpetrator, demanding justice. The suspect enters a plea of not guilty and exercises his right to remain silent.
Cause submitted. Evidence adduced.
Final Disposition: No physical evidence and no eyewitness accounts. Facts insufficient to find beyond a reasonable doubt that defendent committed the offense. Case dismissed.