Friday, August 14, 2009
The Secret Revealed
Let's see...the red five goes on the black six...
H'mmm. Have you ever wondered why the computer settings seem a little different than the last time you signed off after working on a project? Apparently some sneaky person (with way too much time on his/her hands) documented proof of what occurs when people are not firmly seated in front of the screen.
And that's the way it all begins. At first, it's only simple games being played. But then you notice visits to shady kitty websites. Mysterious packages of catnip arrive on your doorstep. You receive a nasty warning email for downloading bootleg meowsic.
I'm telling you, once cats figure out how to access the internet we're doomed.
Because a cat with a mouse is a very dangerous thing.